I talk a lot about politicians I fancy. I’m going to order the top five. Avec pictures. BE JUDGED.

5. Jeremy Hunt. He’s just gorgeous. And adorable. Without a doubt the hottest cabinet minister. 

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/uploads/news/old/22964/master.jeremy_hunt.jpg

4. Boris Johnson. He’s charismatic and has awesome hair. And who knows, maybe I’ve even got a chance…

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Boris+Johnson+Launches+Capital+Growth+Project+SG-mQYtzi0Al.jpg

3. Alastair Campbell. The left’s fiiinest. I imagine we’d have angry passionate, erm, debates.

http://canvas.union.shef.ac.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/5183678947_49ff9a0a37-500x300.jpg

2. Jacob Rees-Mogg. Met him at Conference. He was charming and wonderful and slightly tipsy. Sadly his wife was with him…

http://www.thisissomerset.co.uk/images/localpeople/ugc-images/275793/Article/images/13655642/3277364.png

AND the number one spot goes to…

1. Nigel Farage. Both politically AWESOME and insanely attractive. Hot Eurosceptical sex anyone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/deborahmcgurran/east_nigel_farage_pa226.jpg

PS. Osborne only didn’t make the cut since finding out he’s submissive in bed. Sadface.

fabinetpm:

malfoyspimpcane:

kivsleftnut:

chemical-mars:

brandyway:

sandandglass:

CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts

Lol cheaper than my current tuition.

welp

I might as well transfer to Hogwarts! It’s more or less the same amount as my college tuition!

Pointed hat omg

They forgot the cost of an owl

@caffeine_highs I think my brain made this happen!

fuckyeahhistoryofbritain:

It’s been argued (mainly by me & some of my friends) that the friendship between Edmund Burke (here pictured) & Charles James Fox ruptured not for their diverging views on the French Revolution, but, in fact, because Fox left Burke “hanging”, embarrassing him “mightily in front of many voluptuous ladies of fine & noble reputations” … Douche.

fuckyeahidonteven:

depression dog

First website to come up in your browser when you type…

Browser - Chrome.

A- awkwardedmilibandmoments.tumblr.com

B- bit.ly

C- carrie big affair

D- dianainheaven.com

E- easy come easy go sex and the city

F- facebook.com

G- google.co.uk

H- hotmail.com

I- intensemomentswithedballs.tumblr.com

J- just-eat.co.uk

K- kesha marxist

L- light manchester

M- nothing (how odd)

N- nationalrail.com

O- order-order.com

P- politics-and-gin.tumblr.com (haha)

Q- nothing again…

R- reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com

S- sickipedia.org

T- twitter.com

U- nothing

V- nothing

W- who.unfollowed.me

X- nothing

Y- youtube.com

Z- nothing

Fascinating.